The Greenhouse (Luton)
5 star rating, submit a review!
description
The Greenhouse Luton has a warm and inviting atmosphere. It has been recently fully refurbished with modern furnishings and facilities. Various club night events through the week.
facilities
Jacuzzi - Sauna, Steam room- Cinema. Rest rooms - Sun bed - Computer suite. Caf?-bar available at all times.
5/10 average rating (33 reviews) submit review
address & contact
address:
tel:
01582 487 701
email:
luton@gay-sauna.com
website:
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times
Monday - Thursday 10am -?Midnight, Friday 10am - 4am, Saturday 10am - 6am, Sunday 11am - Midnight.
price
£1 lifetime joining fee.
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review by:
Jack
date:
Thursday June 14th, 2012
rating:
2 star rating, submit a review!
(2/10)
All i could see was over weight fat guys looking for sex i found them repulsive least they could do is go to gym and try look half decent!! mabye someone may consider them then lazy gits
review by:
Mark Cielo
date:
Tuesday October 16th, 2012
rating:
7 star rating, submit a review!
(7/10)
That previous review is most unfair. As with any sauna you will get a complete mix of people and not all will be sexy young studs. This is a great place, particularly on naked Wednesdays
review by:
Northants Micky
date:
Tuesday October 23rd, 2012
rating:
9 star rating, submit a review!
(9/10)
Great place to go. Especially on a weds when its naked day, so everyone gets to bare all prior to chatting and playing. Great spectator sport to be had, a great mix of rooms. Eve if you just use the facilities and watch its great value. A full day of naked men. I would go everyday if my boss would give me the time off.
review by:
rodslave
date:
Monday November 19th, 2012
rating:
8 star rating, submit a review!
(8/10)
well worth a visit would recommend weds as that is naked day all typed get there and very liberal scene has dungoen with attched wet room for ws lovers
review by:
Pierre
date:
Friday November 30th, 2012
rating:
8 star rating, submit a review!
(8/10)
After battling the traffic I parked up walk over and got inside to be met with a nice group, very quiet but friendly only off putting was the two yng lads floating around touting for business otherwise it was goof fun, glory holes where as I thought shame the changing area is a little small otherwise a nice place to go once a week.
review by:
alan
date:
Wednesday December 19th, 2012
rating:
5 star rating, submit a review!
(5/10)
Enjoyed my time here recently, although as an older guy I wanted younger and there were none around on the Saturday that I went
review by:
Aron
date:
Wednesday December 19th, 2012
rating:
0 star rating, submit a review!
(0/10)
Sorry, but your headline is misleading: this sauna does not have a warm, welcoming atmosphere whatsoever. The staff are particularly rude, and seem to take perverse delight in the cold and petty way they speak to customers. They should remember that it is us who pay their wages. I have a choice of saunas on my doorstep: all the ones in London, and so for me to travel to Luton is an undertaking. Rather than embracing the pink pound, and treating me like a respected and appreciated customer, these people don't give a toss. The customers are pleasant, although it does tend to be a lot of guys in the 50+ age range, which isn't my cup of tea (I'm 28 and looking to hook up with guys around my age).
review by:
T
date:
Sunday December 23rd, 2012
rating:
8 star rating, submit a review!
(8/10)
It is such a shame that Jack cant get his head around the fact that he will be old too oneday. The staff are very friendly if your friendly towards them and as for the guys that go there a real nice mix of ages. I just wish i could got there more often
review by:
Rimlad
date:
Friday February 15th, 2013
rating:
10 star rating, submit a review!
(10/10)
Looking to go Sunday 10th March. Love safe sucking and deep rimming arse. Especially big hairy arse. Not ageist so hope Sunday afternoon and evenings are ok.
review by:
Terri_bttm
date:
Wednesday February 20th, 2013
rating:
0 star rating, submit a review!
(0/10)
I visited today Wednesday 20 February 2013 for their Dare to Bare day. The place was jam-packed with what can only be described as fatties. Horrible. And to pay £13 for the privilege. I won't be back anytime soon. A horrible, down-at-heel sauna with the grumpiest, rudest staff anywhere in the country. Boo hiss boo. Terri_bttm
review by:
Terri_bttm
date:
Sunday March 3rd, 2013
rating:
10 star rating, submit a review!
(10/10)
I can assure all readers that gthe above review as not done by me. Some wally keeps making this sort of silly comment. Now GH is Luton is great. The staff are friendly, its clean and there are plenty of things to do here. £13 gets you entry and you can stay as long as you need. Its good!
review by:
Terri_bttm
date:
Thursday March 7th, 2013
rating:
0 star rating, submit a review!
(0/10)
Once again, I visited this sauna today for the Dare to Bareback day and it was full of fatties. I can assure you that I am me, I'm Terri_bttm from Wellingborough. And I'm not Fanny Love, who wears a white wedding dress.
review by:
Steven Ford from Worthing, West Sussex
date:
Sunday March 17th, 2013
rating:
1 star rating, submit a review!
(1/10)
Went on Saturday night for c*cks n Jocks. Expecting a great night. Drove over 3 hours to get there. Upon entry, the member of staff was grumpy, frowning, very brusque; when spoken to, he barks back a response, not at all warm or friendly, didn't look me in the eye once. About 40 or so guys around the entire evening from 9.45pm until 2.30 am (when I left). As it was c*cks n Jocks, some were naked, some were wearing jocks or underwear, etc. Apart from one v-hot blonde guy in a black jock, I've never seen a more unattractive lot than this bunch of fatties, pot-bellied pigs and weirdos; they weren't only out of shape and ugly, they were rude, insensitive, exhibiting shocking behaviour: farting, belching, singing at the tops of their voices, wandering around in sh*t-streaked towels, insulting other guys who they did not know with crass comments, gobbling down food like starved varmints. I even saw a roly-poly use one of the private rooms as a toilet (a No 2). Aside from the 98% lack of talent, the place stank of Body Odour (I saw they had signs up about B.O. asking customers to wash!), the place was generally down-at-heel, very timewarp sort of place stuck in the 1980s, some of the private rooms smelt horrid as if someone had died in there, the free buffet was not good either, toilet blocked and left like that, brown lumps floating in jacuzzi, only 1 computer working in internet room, some sticky and horrid on the carpet, entertainment very flat (drag queens and strippers), very b*tchy cliquey clientele. £13 for this? No thanks. It was a shock-fest. Save your money and get the train to London and head to Chariots Vauxhall or Pleasuredrome. Terrible. A piss-poor experience. Never again.
review by:
Shaun
date:
Wednesday March 20th, 2013
rating:
0 star rating, submit a review!
(0/10)
Staff rude. Full of fat repulsive lard-arses, over the age of 60. Very disappointing. No fitties at all. Terrible
review by:
WhoKnows
date:
Wednesday April 10th, 2013
rating:
3 star rating, submit a review!
(3/10)
The staff are extraordinarily rude - belittling the most simply requests. Facilities - good and clean. But, the staff will be the ruin of this place.....
review by:
Jakey
date:
Saturday April 13th, 2013
rating:
1 star rating, submit a review!
(1/10)
Drove 30 miles to visit this sauna on a Saturday evening at 5.30pm. Sauna itself is okay, three floors, quite spacious. Clientele not to my liking, just not my cup of tea, a lot of guys 50 plus, and quite a large contingent are overweight. Ok, every sauna has its bad days. The worst thing about this sauna are the staff - as the previous reviewer has said, they are indeed extraordinarily rude, even when asking a simple question. On my visit, not a single glimmer of warmth or friendliness was shown by the manager - Darren - who was working the door. He was dismissive, abrupt and cold and had absolutely no people skills whatsoever. His manner would be described as consumingly unwelcoming. I have never before encountered this level of rudeness and shall not be visiting this sauna again. It is shocking the level of rudeness coming from the staff here,
review by:
James
date:
Saturday April 13th, 2013
rating:
10 star rating, submit a review!
(10/10)
Hi im a first timer looking to go this Tuesday afternoon (16/03/13). Does it get busy in the afternoon or will I be the only guy there. Slightly nervous about my first time but if anyone wants to meet up just text me. 07765960064
review by:
Mushym8
date:
Tuesday April 16th, 2013
rating:
5 star rating, submit a review!
(5/10)
Felt the urge to counter some.of these reviews. Staff have never been.anything but polite when.I have been in, yes some of the clientele are older and larger, so, better than some.of the ego boys I've met in London suanas. I've found a polite no thanks and you'll be left alone. As with any suana some days top others not, its a gamble, same as the London suanas I've been to. Pay your money, take your chance
review by:
retro89
date:
Friday April 19th, 2013
rating:
1 star rating, submit a review!
(1/10)
Possibly the rudest staff I have ever encountered anywhere in the world. Sauna clientele not much to write home about either: lots of tubsters and guys 60 plus age range. Not for me.
review by:
LincsLad93
date:
Friday April 19th, 2013
rating:
4 star rating, submit a review!
(4/10)
Just back from Greenhouse Sauna after a debated visit due to the reviews. The chap on reception was polite and friendly and there was a mixed range of customers. The Sauna is dated and could do with a facelift but apart from that couldn’t fault it. Take your chance…
review by:
Herts Nomad
date:
Saturday April 20th, 2013
rating:
1 star rating, submit a review!
(1/10)
Pretty mixed reviews so far and, I afraid I am going to add to the 'mix': I totally agree with previous comments about the staff - Total disdain, lazy almost sneering. If you ask the staff for anything, you are made to feel there are doing you a favor. Guys, take your head out of your ass and smell the coffee: GH is not going to survive unless you shake up your act!!! You are selling an experience which should enjoyable!!! Facilities are generally good to very good but, it could do with general maintenance. Cleanliness, good but occasionally, it slips in a big way. Overall, I have choices: either London or Luton. GH in Luton had my custom over a number years but, there allure is fading rapidly. It's London venue's for me more often these days....
review by:
Bill
date:
Sunday April 28th, 2013
rating:
9 star rating, submit a review!
(9/10)
I'm not sure about these bad reviews. I've been there twice now. A great mixed bunch of guys, all ages and sizes and the staff have been nothing more than helpful.
review by:
Zoloft
date:
Thursday May 2nd, 2013
rating:
1 star rating, submit a review!
(1/10)
When i visited the staff were contemptible, went out of their way to be rude and offensive, grimacing, frowning and complaining about being asked the merest of requests from a paying customer. no one wants this or expects this from a gay sauna. will not go back, the customers were nothing to look at either.
review by:
Andi
date:
Thursday May 30th, 2013
rating:
6 star rating, submit a review!
(6/10)
Talk about hypocrites - people slagging off the staff for being rude and then going on to comments about clients being fat, ugly or too old - now how rude is that. Practice what you preach guys! Staff have always been friendly when I have been there, clients a mixed bunch which is surely what you need to cater for all tastes and facilities clean but a bit dated and top floor quite pungent with body odour. Overall I would say that it is worth a visit but could do better
review by:
David
date:
Tuesday June 25th, 2013
rating:
10 star rating, submit a review!
(10/10)
I have been going to this sauna for 10+ years and have the staff to be VERY helpful and friendly. Yes, the clientele is mixed - I'm 63, fit and slim and I often get more than my fair share of fit young guys.
review by:
Davy
date:
Tuesday June 25th, 2013
rating:
7 star rating, submit a review!
(7/10)
Been a few times on naked Wednesday and never left disappointed. The sauna is fine, staff pleasant and facilities ok. Mixed ages but ok, great cinema, dark and dirty. Will go back again.
review by:
Nerawan
date:
Thursday June 27th, 2013
rating:
6 star rating, submit a review!
(6/10)
I was there last Saturday from midday until about 9 p.m. Not very busy with about 12 guys by midday and the same number when I left. Most of the guys over 50. I was there neary 2 years ago and what I remembered was the cold rooms(5). They are still very cold. There was a young guy at reception who was friendly . When I left there were 2 older guys. I live in London so I don't think I will go back there again.
review by:
warbaby
date:
Monday July 1st, 2013
rating:
8 star rating, submit a review!
(8/10)
Guys who complain about the number of older, overweight and unattractive clientele need to remember that, without such users, the sauna would simply not survive. So get over it and enjoy yourselves
review by:
Horny fucker
date:
Thursday July 11th, 2013
rating:
8 star rating, submit a review!
(8/10)
well my go i have been using this sauna for 6 years and fined it clean tidy and the staff fine and helpfull,as for condoms and lube i agree with the sauna hand out a welcome packet,if you want more buy them 80p for 2 condoms/lube bargin, i've brought a few so i can use them at cruise grounds and toilets where they don't provide them, as for the comment i will not use the Greenhouse until i feel safe with free condoms/ lube makes me laugh, how do you know the guy you picked up of the net,toilet, cruise ground has been using condoms, you don't do they supply you with free condoms for using the app or the website NO, what are we fighting for equal rights for the Gay/bi but we still want free condoms/lube we still want single men benfits sorry it don't work , it's you & the guy your with who decide what sex you have not the sauna, not the council, not the police and not the NHS, if you don't care about your own safety thats you fault no one else, so if you hate paying 80p why not go to Boots and buy your own 3 packet £5.95 lube £6.95 so £12.90 or 80p at the sauna, i will still use the sauna and i will still choose what sex i want and how i want, and if i see you in there let me know and i will give you 80p so you can have a good time.
review by:
Martin Coulard
date:
Wednesday July 10th, 2013
rating:
0 star rating, submit a review!
(0/10)
Been there a few times. I have to drive around 60 miles to get there so I'm always pretty horned up by the time I get there. Went on Monday - happened to be in Luton so why not? Not very busy but I guess there's never a guarantee. All the other times I went there, it was heaving. Wednesdays are best. As much as I like the place, and the crowd - big boys are my favourite - it is highly unlikely that I will ever return. They are now giving you a welcome pack with one condom and one lube, and you have to purchase more if you want to. 80p for 2 condoms and 2 lube. Very reasonable price I say. The problem is that on Monday, and this wasn't at all busy, I could see many guys just taking the risk and not putting a condom on. Probably because they can't be bothered to go and buy the extra ones. Unless they lift the free condom restriction, this place will start to become the breeding ground for STDs and HIV. I will choose a better place - on my doorstep may I say - and have a better chance of making out with guys who are more likely to use or have used condoms. Greenhouse will become a place where bare-backing will become the norm. No thanks. Call me when this changes. Martin orbit079@yahoo.com
review by:
Ben
date:
Wednesday July 24th, 2013
rating:
9 star rating, submit a review!
(9/10)
Realy great place to have as much fun as you want! anyone wants to come with me herts19@hotmail.co.uk
review by:
dj
date:
Saturday August 10th, 2013
rating:
9 star rating, submit a review!
(9/10)
Went there yesterday, what a great place great facilities, mixed bunch of guys, great fun.
review by:
Arkangel
date:
Friday September 6th, 2013
rating:
4 star rating, submit a review!
(4/10)
Unfortunately, I agree with some of the previous reviewers that the staff here, on all occasions that I've visited, are breathtakingly rude and absolutely lacking in 'people skills'. However, it should be noted that you're not visiting a Sauna to be bosom-buddies with the staff. Conversely, the Greenhouse Luton does have some interesting theme nights - Cocks n Jocks, Naked Wednesday, etc. Cocks n Jocks - usually held on the 1st Saturday of every month - can be interesting: wear a jock or swim trunks or designer underwear. It's an all-nighter, actually going on to about 6am the next morning and does attract some sexy Bedfordshire boys. The premises are divided across three floors with a sauna cabin, jacuzzi, steam room, a dark maze with private rooms, also watersports area and sling and cage, plus two small and slightly unpleasant smelling theatres showing porn; and a top floor with a communal dark room area with oval bed, and several other rooms. The clientele vary from twinks to muscle to guys 50+ (about 65% of clientele), but are pleasant enough and mostly attitude-free which is normal for an out-of-London crowd. The Sauna sometimes has an amateurish feel, with posters pinned to the walls asking customers to shower because "Body Odour is Offensive". WTF?! No shit. Quite why grown men need to be told this is bizarre, but it is intrusive and highly inappropriate. I think the entrance fee - £13 - is too high for such a place and it should be more like £10 for the experience. On the six or seven occasions, I've visited I would say it could be hit-or-miss but on most occasions it was somewhat worthwhile. I did like the sexy feeling of the Cocks N Jocks night, which is one of their more popular nights, although I often found that some of the customers - guys in their 70s or 80s - would not take 'no' for an answer and were extremely annoying. Definitely worth a visit if you're in Luton, and makes a change from the strutting male peacocks of the London saunas.